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orgasm:

it’s so stupid that we’re expected to pay over $200,000 for a college degree

american education system what r u doin

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lamelohan:

my mood immediatly drops when i find out i have to actually do something physical

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Anonymous asked: I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden


Answer:

killer-titz:

olivegarden:

i’m calling the official president of the usa 

gifprincess:

Have you ever looked at a really hot dude and thought I’d suck his dick with no hesitation if he asked me

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elliegalaxies:

I WAS ON THE TRAIN HOME FROM COLLEGE TODAY AND THIS CHAVVY GUY WAS SAT IN FRONT OF ME, IN HIS TRACKSUIT, LOOKING ALL BADASS WITH HIS DR. DRE BEATS HEADPHONES AROUND HIS NECK.

THE ENTIRE CARRIAGE WENT QUIET AND FROM THE HEADPHONES I JUST HEARD

yeahhhh it’s a party in the usa

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theoriginalspike:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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Anonymous asked: I JUST FOUND OUT FROOTLOOPS ARE ALL THE SAME FLAVOR OH MY GOD. I CANNOT BELIEVE PURPLE IS THE SAME AS YELLOW THIS IS DEVISTATING. I CANT LET PEOPLE LIVE SO BLINDLY, I NEED TO SHARE MY KNOWLEDGE WITH THE WORLD. SIGNAL BOOST


Answer:

bewbin:

moriartyborntoparty:

bewbin:

guess they threw you for a loop 

No, I don’t think so, because I think yellow tastes more lemony. 

i think we found a loop hole 

Did you just

chevvybar:

*uses “u” and “you” in the same sentence*

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